Why Oh Why

Why, oh why, oh why oh, why

Why, oh why, oh why

Because because because because

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Why can't a bird eat an elephant

Why, oh why, oh why

'Cause an elephant's got a pretty hard skin

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Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar

Why, oh why, oh why

'Cause a mouse's stomach could never hold a streetcar

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Why does a horn make music

Why, oh why, oh why

'Cause the horn-blower blows it

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Why does a cow drink water

Tell me why and why

Because the cow gets thirsty just like you or me

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Why, oh why, oh why oh, why

Why, oh why, oh why

Because because because because

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Why won't you answer my questions

Why, oh why, oh why

'Cause I don't know the answers

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Why's there no pennies for ice cream

Why, oh why, oh why

You put all the pennies in the telephone, dear

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Why can't a rabbit chase an eagle

Tell me why, oh why

Because because

Why ain't my grandpa my grandma

Why, oh why, oh why

Same reason your dad's not your mommy

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Why couldn't the wind blow backwards

Why, oh why, oh why

'Cause it might backfire and hurt somebody

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Why, oh why, oh why oh, why

Why, oh why, oh why, oh why

Because because because because

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