Hands Off The Merchandise

Something's gone amuck

Ah ha hey

Hey

Hey watch what you're touchin'

'Cause this body ain't for sale

An' tell me somethin' new boy

'Cause I'm tired o' the same old tale

I don't even know your name

An' you're tryin' ta take me home

Too close for comfort

Now you're steppin' in the no-no zone

Some people take, all the lovin' they can get

All I want, is a little respect

(Keep your hands off the merchandise)

(Keep your hands off the merchandise)

You don't know what you're messin' with boy

Take my advice

(Keep your hands off the merchandise)

Some girls might feel lucky

Gettin' cosy with a guy like you

But I don't like the way your fingers

Keep doin' the cootchie-coo

I'm not lookin' for a one night stand

So don't ya waste your time

I'm lookin' for a true blue lovin' man

Who wants to know my mind

Some people take, all the lovin' they can get

All I want, is a little respect

(Keep your hands off the merchandise)

(Keep your hands off the merchandise)

Ya don't know what you're messin' with boy

Take my advice

(Keep your hands off the merchandise)

That's no way to be

That's no way to treat someone you could love

If you could only see

If you could only read my mind...

I don't think you'd like it too much baby

Whoa! Watch it there

Y'know my mamma warned me about guys like you

(Keep your hands off the merchandise)

(Keep your hands off the merchandise)

Ya don't know what you're messin' with boy

Take my advice

(Keep your hands off the merchandise)

I'm outta here

Nah, lemme do it again

No really you guys lemme do it again

No we're - honestly, really like I wanna - I wanna cut it a-

It's my record