Rumblin’ Bass

Long before woman, long before man

God realized he was a music fan

Thunder was clapping, waves were slapping

And the palm trees playing like a rubber band

And the bible man, was his rumblin’ friend

Elephants talking, zebras a-walking

Armadillos grooving into the bar

Dinosaurs, they’re not sure, evolution at the door

Don’t wanna be a donkey, wanna stand on all floors

I’m so uptight that I’m not upright

There must be a place

Where I can state my case

You can slap my bass

But you cannot erase

The way I feel when I play

Rumblin’ Bass

Rumblin’ Bass

Rumblin’ Bass

Rumblin’ Bass

After the cesspool man arrived

With eagle his amigo, lust in his eyes

Cat scratches his own legs, man crawling back in disgrace

So he prayed to the God of the rumblin’ bass

Strung up one, later I'll be gone

Concret jungle working on the night shift

Long day (OK) no one left to dance with

Back at my cave as a pussy cat

Shaped like a woman but she don’t talk back

She’s so sweet and low, that only my fingers know

There must be a place

Where I can stay my case

You can slap my bass

But you cannot erase

The way I feel when I play

Conflict came, conflict went

Golden rule ‘cause rules were bent

Use your head, you ain’t dead

If you’re still in the race

Resing yourself to a second place

Don’t you mess with the rumblin’ bass

There must be a place

Where I can state in my case

You can slap my bass

But you cannot erase

The way I feel when I play

Rumblin’ bass

Rumblin’ bass

Slap my bass, trash my place

Put that guitar back in its case

Put on heels or leather and lace

Only make love, to the rumblin’ bass