Bill Watterson

Where'd you go when you were done?

I'd like to know what you've become

Your biggest fan, awake at dawn,

I cry, I stand on your front lawn

It's plain to see you're scared of me

But that's not how it's supposed to be

When you're the reason I'm in town

And every piece of mind you put down

Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow?

Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?

Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?

Bill Watterson, please don't fear me

Don't treat me like I have rabies

I only wanna have your babies

Tracing lines with fingertips,

I saw the signs within these strips

And through the fog, between the frames

Of dialogue, I saw my name

And now I know where I must go,

To show you that I love you so

So I brought books for you to sign

And I brought shears to cut your phone line

Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow?

Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?

Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?

Bill Watterson, please don't fear me

Don't stare at me from your window

I know you wanna let me in...

... Though, oh!

You want me to show

How much I believe and

Prove how far I'll go to meet you,

Through thunderstorms and snow...

Well I would do anything

And oh!

I happen to know

The reason you're hiding

From publicity

It's not out of eccentricity,

But rather for privacy

When you meet me

And when we meet I'll be complete

I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet,

Confess my love and buy you flowers

And eat your heart and absorb your powers

Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow?

Oh-oh-oh!

Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?

Oh oh oh oh!

Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?

Bill Watterson, please don't fear me

Don't run from me like I'm Jason

I only wanna try your face on