Don't Be Like The Sun

The king of Mars perfects his commentary skills

I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills

If you're happier, dial 1 now

Don't be fooled by gravity, and don't be like the sun

Something went wrong, I hate this song

And if I could change one thing about the weather

Well then I would tell the world and I'd become famous

And then I wouldn't need to care about the weather never

Ever anymore 'cause I would be relaxing in Hawaii

But that is not my fate, I'm trapped inside a cage

It isn't even locked, but I'm an idiot

(it's an illusion)

Caesar was a criminal, but his mother was a saint

Some say that it's subliminal, but I say that it ain't

Science was a masquerade, meant to sell you lemonade

And it worked, they're laughing in their graves

Once again I'm falling down a mountain like a metaphor

(god damn leprechauns, god damn leprachauns)

Shoot me from a cannon to the moon without a helmet on my head

Or even oxygen to breath in the offhand chance that there's no air

Air is like a something something, air is like an I don't know

And air is just like fog but it's not gray, and it makes me want to

Breathe in toxic little fumes and then I breathe out sugar frosted blood

All I ever did to make you laugh was breath out sugar frosted blood

(what do I do now? tell me lest I do nothing... guardian devil)

I'd like to make a toast to all the little garden gnomes

Who bravely sacrificed their lives for me

I'd like to make a toast but no one seems to have a cup

I wonder where my cup has gone. I think that it was taken by

The king of Mars perfects his commentary skills

I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills

You've been standing there, blocking my view

Don't be scared by me or me, and don't be like the sun

(because the sun doesn't really exist, it's an illusion

That's why you shouldn't be like the sun,

Because if you are, you don't exist

And I don't associate with people who don't exist)