Everyday French

May I take a nap in your nose?

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

Monkeys are tickling my tummy.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

Take those pork chops out of your brassiere.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

Oh no, the babysitter exploded!

Let go of my grandmothers moustache!

Monkeys are tickling my tummy.

Kiss me under the bologna tree.

May I take a nap in your nose?

Kiss me under the bologna tree.

Hey! Stop licking my kangaroo!

Kiss me under the bologna tree.

Oh no, the babysitter exploded!

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my

May I take a nap in your nose?

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

Monkeys are tickling my tummy.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

Take those pork chops out of your brassiere.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

Oh no, the babysitter exploded!

Let go of my grandmothers moustache!

Monkeys are tickling my tummy.

Kiss me under the bologna tree.

May I take a nap in your nose?

Kiss me under the bologna tree.

Hey! Stop licking my kangaroo!

Kiss me under the bologna tree.

Oh no, the babysitter exploded!

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

Kiss me under the bologna tree.

Kiss me under the bologna tree.

Kiss me under the bologna tree.

Kiss me under the bologna tree.

Monkeys are tickling my tummy.

Monkeys are tickling my tummy.

Monkeys are tickling my tummy.

Monkeys are tickling my tummy.

Oh no, the babysitter exploded!

Oh no, the babysitter exploded!

Oh no, the babysitter exploded!

Oh no, the babysitter exploded!

Take those pork chops out of your brassiere.

Take those pork chops out of your brassiere.

Take those pork chops out of your brassiere.

Take those pork chops out of your brassiere.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

(Depuis!)