Don't Touch My Spandex

When I go out on a Saturday night

I always wear my spandex, it's such a delight

To match with my headband, don't mess with my spikes

My nice leather pants, sure I got sweaty balls

Nice old patches on my jacket

All-over shirt stuck in my trousers

Come on watch me being metal

More metal than you'll ever be

Army boots in, checkin' my spandex

Leaving you guessing, what is in there

Nice shiny balls, with an Accept tattoo

Udod Dirkschneider eat your heart out