Red State Girl

She got dirt up under her fingernails

She got lint down between her toes

She got paint above her eyeballs and

Powder on and up in her nose

She got tits made out of recycled bottles

Her hair flipped up in a twirl

She wants to grow up to be Sarah Palin

She's a self-proclaimed bonafide red state girl

He likes the Redskins rather than foreskins

He got a tattoo of Budweiser frogs

He got Sears tools since he can't afford Snap-On

Spent his money on a pedigree huntin' dog

He's a poor man stuck in a poor man's body

And he shot his very first squirrel

He's got a naked picture of Sarah Palin

Looking for a self-proclaimed bonafide red state girl

Bow de de bow bow

Bow de de bow bow