Vernon The Company Man

Vernon was a company man

He kept his hair trimmed short

And his sideburns shaved

He was a Brill cream man

He liked Swiss and ham

He drank beer out of can

On Saturdays

He was a company man

Vernon was a company man

His hat glommed on to his head

Like a bottle cap

His face read

Like a topographical map

And he could chat like a bird

When there was nothing to say

He was a company man

Vernon was a company man

He had an Ex-wife and ex-kid

An ex-dog an ex-house

He played footsies with

A dead mans spouse

Then the Marlboro man

Dug him an early grave

He's a company man

He's a company man