Drum and the Uncomfortable Can

Take him out the back

Throw him in the bin

Dump his grimy clothes

Wash your dirty hands

Fake you're-on-a-walk

Walk up Bellview creek

Find a secret spot

Check you're in the clear

Strip from head to toe

Fix yourself with cream

Drop into the stream

Fix yourself with cream

Drop into the stream

Steal a silver car

Drive up to the town

Meet my nephew's son

Show you to our lair

Then you drop the knife

Money's in the fridge

Use the secret phone

I'll be at the beach

I'll be on the beach

I'll be at the beach

Muster up the strength

Fight a fairy snake

Fill the sacred pub

Joust him in the teeth

Dress up like a man

Paint your golden face

Look down through the cracks

Break the perfect fence

Listen for the train

Ride it to ? Park

Lather in the sea

Shark-infested seas

Swim up to the rocks

Find a sunken box

Tell a mermaid, 'oh'

Tie the whales down

Ride the raging fence

Turn it to the East

Turn it to the East

Turn it to the East

Here's a tiny screw

Leave it in the wrist