Office Politics

I'm a white collar death machine with murder on his mind

A psychopathic madman caught up in the daily grind

Inter-office enmity has brought me to this place

I want to take a sharpie and then stab it in your face

Backstabbing chickenshit has gone over my head

Told the boss about the files that I knew I should have shred

Now I'm in my cubicle and darkly thinking how

I could end this punk with pain and settle back and disavow

I wish it were 5 o'clock

Wait for you out in the parking lot

I could kill you

I will kill you

I will finish the job you should have done for yourself

Mosh!

Take a ride to Staples on my lunch hour just to check

If they're selling something I could use to stab you in the neck

Maybe human resources has something I could read

That'll help me practice policy while causing you to bleed

I take my glasses off and I loosen up my tie

It's almost time to go help a brown noser to die

Say goodnight to Bob and take the elevator down

Grab a tire iron and then put it in your crown

You know you asked for this

Fight for your life, stand and try to resist

I can kill you

I will kill you

Put down your briefcase and ready yourself for the pain