A Pack Of Dogs

"Johnny, uh, some kids on the show yesterday mentioned a new kind of music - Ska. You know anything about it?" "Nothing but a modern off-shoot of Reggae, updated by rock influences. Deafeningly upbeat. Can never become really popular because even though they've made the back-beat more conventional, it's still too exotic for man's acceptance."

Hello, hey now

The Fonz is cool, Fonzy don't cry

Hello, hey now

Well ask Mr. T, he's a really nice guy

There we go with a sign of a smile

Slap in the goonies, we're lost for a while

Where'd you go my breakfast club girl?

Will you stand by me in a stand by World?

(Will you stand by me in a stand by World?

Will you stand by me? Oh yeah)

Hello, hey now

The Fonz is cool, Fonzy don't cry

Hello, hey now

Well ask Mr. T, he's a really nice guy

There we go with a sign of a smile

Slap in the Ferris, we're cool for a while

They sit like a diamond inside of me

In one

A portable vacuum

In two

A mini-bar

In three

A holiday weekend

In four a Jaguar

In five

A soda stream machine

In six

A Betamax

In seven

A Remington shaver

Once you try it you'll never go back

Well look at me

Look at me

Look at me

Look at me

About to fall apart

Yes I'm even empty-handed with my bulls-eye dart

Taking it back to summer of '85

Piggyback fights I was so

Alive

Will I find

Boba Fett?

And maybe my old Lego playset

Ip dip dog shit

You're on my friend

Cos you trod in it

Turkey Lurkey one, two, three

Tic off ground and it's home for tea

In one

A portable vacuum

In two

A mini-bar

In three

A holiday weekend

In four a Jaguar

In five

A soda stream machine

In six

A Betamax

In seven

A Remington shaver

Once you try it you'll never go back

Well look at me

Look at me

Look at me

Look at me

About to fall apart

Yes I'm even empty-handed with my bulls-eye dart

Well look at me

Look at me

Look at me

Look at me

About to fall apart

Yes I'm even empty-handed with my bulls-eye dart

(Dum da-dum, Dum da-dum, Da-dum da-dum)

(Doo de-doo doo doo doo-doo)

(Michael J Fox, Michael J Fox, Michael J Fox)

(Paul Daniels)

(MC Hammer, MC Hammer, MC Hammer)

(Egon Spengler)