You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus, as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch

Now, given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile, seasick crocodile!

As the words that best describe you are

"Stink, stank, stunk"!

(No, no, no)

"Stink, stank, stunk"

Oooh, Mr. Grinch, Mr. Grinch