Housewife Of The Year

David leaves all his clothes in a heap

And the Marlboro butts are everywhere

Where are my slippers? Where is my paper?

I love you dear, in one year and out again, he's out again

He's been gone, he's a wonderful man

And the housewife of the year? Every year

He's been gone and he loves a good beer

And the housewife of the year? I love you dear

Every Tuesday night he goes bowling

David will be back around midnight

He will be tired and hungry as a horse

The television will be set to his show, it's David's show

He's been gone, he's a wonderful man

And the housewife of the year? Every year

He's been gone and he loves a good beer

And the housewife of the year? I love you dear

I press your ties, I walk the dark, that lipstick stain doesn't bother me

I know that you are tired, well maybe tomorrow

Is next tomorrow too very late, well that's OK, I understand

He's been gone, he's a wonderful man

And the housewife of the year? Every year

He's been gone and he loves a good beer

And the housewife of the year? I love you dear

David my darling, you love my pudding

Yet you haven't touched a bit of it

Is it my curlers, maybe it's my dress

Maybe my make-up is unperfect, I change it quick, very quick

He's been gone, he's a wonderful man

And the housewife of the year? Every year

He's been gone and he loves a good beer

And the housewife of the year? I love you dear

He's been gone, he's a wonderful man

And the housewife of the year? Every year

He's been gone and he loves a good beer

And the housewife of the year? I love you dear.