Safe Travels (Don't Die)

Please eat your greens

and don’t sit close to screens,

your eyes are a means to an end.

And I would be sorry if, due to your hurry,

you were hit by a lorry my friend.

Like you always say,

Safe travels, don’t die, don’t die,

safe travels, don’t die.

Don’t walk on ice, no matter how nice,

how sturdy, enticing it seems.

Please cross at the lights

and don’t start fires or fights and

don’t dabble in heights on caffeine.

Like you always say

Safe travels, don’t die, don’t die,

safe travels, don’t die.

Don’t swallow bleach

out on Sandymount beach,

I’m not sure I’d reach you in time my boy.

Please don’t bungee jump

or ignore a strange lump

and a gasoline pump’s not a toy.

Like you always say

Safe travels, don’t die, don’t die,

safe travels, don’t die.