Welcome to the Family

Welcome to the family

Hope you have a real good life

With my little sister

Yeah, she'll make a real good wife

Hope you have lots of babies

Hope you get a real good job

Hope you don't mind company

'Cause we'll be here a lot

And brother here's some brotherly advice

If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right ('cause)

'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff

Yeah he's the judge and the jury too

Uncle Bill's the undertaker, Son

He'll dig a hole for you

Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy

He'll fight you just for fun

Mama's got a real bad temper

And daddy's got a shotgun

Welcome to the family

And this side of the tracks

If you ever leave her

You ain't coming back

My nephew Red's a hunter

He's gonna hunt you down

Just like he did the last one

And he still ain't been found

Now I like you just fine, don't get me wrong

But boy take care of her 'cause if you don't

'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff

Yeah he's the judge and the jury too

Uncle Bill's the undertaker, Son

He'll dig a hole for you

Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy

He'll fight you just for fun

Mama's got a real bad temper

And daddy's got a shotgun

(2x)

Welcome to the family

Hope you have a real good life

With my little sister

Yeah she'll make a real fine wife