Short Fat Fanny

I was slippin and slidin with a long tall Sally

Peekin' and a hidin',duck back in the alley

Don't wanna rip it up,don't wanna dance with Annie

I've got a brand new lover name is Short Fat Fanny

One day while I was visitin' at Heartbreak Hotel

That's where I met Fanny and she sure looked swell

I told her that I loved her and I'd never leave

She put her arms around me, gave me fever

She's my tutti frutti,I love the child so

She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go

Whenever I'm around her I'm on my p's and q's

She might step on my blue suede shoes

Well at a honky tonk party just the other night

Fanny got jealous and she started a fight

At the club I was dancin with Mary Lou

I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue

Short Fat Fanny she's my hearts desire

Short Fat Fanny sets my soul on fire

On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill