Asshole

I heard a tree.

It was talking to me.

It said "You are an asshole."

A honeybee

Went buzzing by me.

It said "You're such an asshole."

I've experienced such strange phenomena

Since I left my sweet Marie.

I left her to see the world

Now the whole world is mad at me!

I caught a fish.

The fish was pissed

"I been caught by an asshole!"

A threw it back and a seagull crapped

"For you are an asshole!"

I've experienced such weird phenomena

Since I left you my Marie

I walked away from your sweet sweet love

Now the whole world is through with me

I've experienced such odd phenomena

Since you left me my Marie

The whole world can call me what it wants

If you just come back to me

My Marie!

I need you sweet Marie

.. You're still an asshole

I'm on my knees, my Marie

.. You're still an asshole