Combo Platter

She said that it's probably a bad place to be

But it's probably worse than Manhattan

Looks like shit and it feels like America

Looks like shit and it feels like America

Take the train right up to the zoo

Don't look back on what you've been through

Cause everyone's got a Monday

Looks like shit and it feels like America

Looks like shit and it feels like America

It's nice to be liked

But it's better by far to get paid

I know that most of the friends that I have

Don't really see it that way

But if you could give em each one wish

How much do you want to bet

They'd wish success for themselves and their friends

And that would include lots of money

I would surely include lots of money

So if there are any of you little green elves

Sitting out there today

Step right up wish me old Irish luck

But I also need shitloads of money

And if there are any of you dirty rich old men

Sitting up there in the shade

Step right up I'm a (?) fuck

But I'm gonna need shitloads of money

I have got to have shitloads of money

I have got to have shitloads of money

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