She's A Girl And I'm A Man

She said she didn't understand

And so she guessed he was deep

She swore he'd never been to college

And was too tall to be

So as she led him to the slaughter

Thinking she'd be laughing last

Now the lady in the question is his better half

She's gotta be the stupidest girl I've ever seen

She don't care who, why, where I've been

She's got a right to be

With all that's wrong with me

But she doesn't want to understand

That she's a girl, and I'm a man

He thought that women and drink would make a man out of him

But the extent of his studies left a jaded man

So as she led him to the altar, he was easily led

And when they asked him if he did

Wwell then this is what he said

She's gotta be the stupidest girl I've ever seen

She don't care who, why, where I've been

She's got a right to be

With all that's wrong with me

But she doesn't want to understand

That she's a girl, and I'm a man

Well she's a girl, and I'm a man

She's a girl, and I'm a man

She's a girl, and I'm a man

She's a girl, and I'm a man

She's a girl, and I'm a man

She's a girl

She's gotta be the stupidest girl I've ever seen

She don't care who, why, where I've been

She's got a right to be, with all that's wrong with me

But she doesn't want to understand

That she's a girl, and I'm her man

Every time she's near me

She gives me any reason to be alive

Try to get right

Yeah, she looks right through me

She says you're not cool

You're just like me

You're a stupid man

Get over here, hold my stupid hand

She's all right, yeah

You wouldn't understand

Sister is a man fan

She's gotta be the stupidest girl I've ever seen

She don't care who, why, where I've been

She's got a right to be

With all that's wrong with me

But she doesn't want to understand

That she's a girl, and I'm a man