Pee-Ro Juan Valdez Sam Quixote

Whenever you are down in Tijuana

I'll tell you who you should go to see

The man who can tell you what is happening

Pee-ro Juan Valdez Sam Quixote.

Ask Pee-ro about his friend Rosita

And if he should tell you you'd better not

Ask how is his sister Juanita

The line he'll give is man you ask a lot.

Oh oh ask Pee-ro

Oh oh ask Pee-ro

Oh oh ask Pee-ro

Oh oh ask Pee-ro

If ever you should feel a little down

Wait til Dr. Pee-ro comes around

He will give you something that will help

And it just might cure everything else.