BMW Man

So, you're the boyfriend

How nice to meet you. Is it Dustin?

And did you say you vote republican?

Can I get you another Sloe Gin...Fizz?

Makin' no mistakes

No one's gonna fall for you

Ain't got what it takes

Find another avenue

Throw us all a break

She can't really care for you

Just another flake

Who drives a BMW

All this is crazy

I can't believe that you replaced me

You and your goons from your fraternity

At the bar, glued to ESP...N