Why Not Me

Oh, talk, talk, talk

Oh, shut your mouth

A little kiss, kiss, kiss

Come on and help me out

Desperate times call for desperate measures

And desperate desires lead to desperate pleasures

You know?

Oh yeah, you know, don't you?

Oh god, you don't?

Oh no, you don't, do you?

Won't you teach, teach, teach me if you can

How to be more cosmopolitan

Who needs class when you got money?

Well I've got cash, but you've got everything else

Well you can call me crazy, but I heard that sells

Oh, why can't I be you?

Oh, how can I be you?

Oh, it's so easy for you to be

Just what everyone wants to be

So, why not me?

Tell me, why not me?

Tell me!

Well look, look, look who's laughing now?

Well it's me-e-e, but not too loud

I won't make it on my own for long, dear

I'm doing anything to just hold on here

It's true, it's true

That I could just walk a mile in another man's shoes

Oh, why can't I be you?

Oh, how can I be you?

Oh, it's so easy for you to be

Just what everyone wants to be

So, why not me?

Tell me, why not me?

Now listen to me, listen to me

You're what I should be, what I could be

So what do you say, what do you say?

I'm willing to pay, begging to pay

Now what'll it take, what'll it take,

To get me a break, give me a break?

Oh what can you do, what can I do

To make you like me, make me like you?

Why can't I be you?

Oh, how can I be you?

Oh, it's so easy for you to be

Just what everyone wants to be

The things never stop haunting me

You can make it look so easy!

Why not me?

Tell me!

Why not me?

Oh, tell me!

Why, not me?