Sell Out Records

Hello?

Yes, hi is this Logic?

Yeah. This is Logic. What's up?

Hi Logic. How ya doing?

This is Marty Randoff, big time, big league, record

executive

Super white guy afficionado and I just uh want to talk

to you about a couple things

Alright m'am, what is this regarding exactly?

Basically, what we want to do is we want to take Logic

We want to take everything about you

And we want to take it and put it on a bigger level

How that sounds?

I mean that sounds great man

What do you have in mind?

Basically, ok you know that whole thing that compiles

you?

The whole Young Sinatra, smooth, intellectual lyrics,

the realism of who you are and how you project that,

everything that you do with your music?

Yeah. Man thanks. I'm glad you spotted that out

Basically, what we're going to do is get rid of that

Ok? We want to put you in the limelight with a bunch of

bitches and popping bottles

Cause nobody cares about that stuff

What?

Yeah. I know right?

It sounds amazing

Maybe you might be aware of some previous work that

we've done

Basically what we want to do is have nobody remember

you in five years

I don't know man

I really don't know

Have you ever heard of Lil Lollipop?

Or Little Chetta?

Na. Na, man I haven't

Exactly that's the point

Wait where did you say you were calling from again?

Oh I'm just calling from uh... Sell Out Records

What? Sell Out Records?

Yeah

Oh my God

Wait like you like sell out stadiums and stuff?

Nah man

Sell out like you like you know

You know

This is what it is man, illuminati

What Illuminati?

Yes Logic

It's your time now

Yo man who put you up to this Lembo?

Uh no. no

Uh I don't know where else to look

Look just sign with us

Nah I'm straight bra

{Hangs Up}

Oh. Hello? Hello?

Damn it. He hung up

These rappers are usually the easiest ones to convert