White People (Scene)

Yeah, then the bitch said “use a condom”

And I said “baby, there’s like 10 people left in existence, fuck does it matter?”

You didn’t say that

Man, yes I did

No you didn’t

I’m a grown ass man what? I’mma lie to you?

I’mma lie?

Alright, maybe I just thought it but damn

She was just so butt naked

I’d wrap up with a trash bag just to get it, you know what I’m saying?

Guys, we seem to be approaching another ship

What?

Impossible

How far?

32 Kilometers

Shit. HQ this is pilot Quentin Thomas accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry William Kai of the Aquarius 3 come in over

HQ here what is it Thomas?

My program has just informed me and my partner of another ship that’s now 31 kilometers out

Did you just say another ship?

Yeah, that's what he said, another fuckin' ship in the middle of space, man

I’ve gathered information from the ship’s motherboard

Engage the ship

What?

Copy

I’m receiving audio embedded in the ship’s distress signal

Man why white people always gotta go investigating shit man

Shut up Kai - Thalia play that message

You got it

This is Captain Christopher Smith of the Aquarius 1 the year is 2093

Time unknown. The entire crew is dead. And I fear these are my last hours

Whatever you do, do not come knocking

Aw hell nah we gotta get the fuck outta here man

HQ engagement is a no go permission of the Aquarius 3 to push through to Paradise

Permission granted

Man thank God