Paradise Knife and Gun Club

Joe Bob was rough as a cob

And prone to blow his stack

Kenny Dean was in a suicide scene

Sneaking behind Joe's back

Sneaking around with Joe's girl, June

She liked the boys in the band

And when they all got together on Saturday night

It was easy to understand why

They called it Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

And there's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee

Now the only other place was a man named Jack

And he wouldn't take talking back

He was married to a woman named May

She took up the slack

Well he knocked you out and she'd drag you out

And leave you in the parking lot

And when you wake up in the morning with a busted head

You're just happy that was all you got

On Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

And there's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee

Well the night Joe Bob found out

That Kenny Dean was sneaking around with June

He caught Bobby Lee and the band

In the middle of an old Hank Williams tune

Bobby Lee cried out your cheatin' heart

And that was just the spark it took

And when the fighting got started

Everybody took part and that whole damn building shook

Until the sheriff came out and stopped the bout

Hauled everybody to jail

When the judge saw the blood and the chewed up ears

He turned a whiter shade of pale

He said, good God ya'll

What's happened here, somebody start a WWIII

Well Kenny Dean just grinned the best he could

Said your Honor it seems to me

Like it was just another Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

And there's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee

On Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

And there's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee

On Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

And there's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee

Lord, if you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee