Pet The Destroyer

Its breath intoxicating

Its ego suffocating

It's here in my house -

Tryin' to get out

Its moves exhilarating

Tempers infuriating

It's no sage -

Rampage the cage

But you'll be safe

You can feed it - you wanna play?

It's almost tamed

Pet the destroyer

My beast Le royal

Pet my destroyer

Sweet killing machine

Oh wont you please meet the beast?

Its stare infatuating

I'm not exaggerating

It breaks off the leash

Creature released

Its jaws intimidating

Rage indiscriminating

It looks kinda mad -

(well this) looks kinda bad

This isn't safe, NO!

I can feel it

This isn't play

It can't be in tamed

Pet the destroyer

My beast le royal

Pet my destroyer

Sweet killing machine

Oh wont you please meet the beast?

Oh wont you please feed my beast?