Jesus & Hairspray

Girl, it's quick in this town

There's a couple things you need

To get you through the good days

All the bad days, and in between

For a broken heart, a broken nail

A broken bank account

There's a perfect combination

That always works it out

Takes a little bit of Jesus

It takes a whole lotta hairspray

To keep the pieces of this crazy life

Perfectly in place

You might think you're a tough girl

But tough ain't enough, girl

You need two things holdin' down the fort

When the storm blows your way

Jesus and hairspray

Keep it all together

When everything goes wrong

From double shifts and whiny kids

To the mother-in-laws

Oh, the Bible says that there's temptation

There's a way out, you can bet

So we say a little prayer

And we pull out the Aquanet

Takes a little bit of Jesus

Takes a whole lotta hairspray

To keep the pieces of this crazy life

Perfectly in place

You might think you're a tough girl

But tough ain't enough, girl

You need two things holdin' down the fort

When the storm blows your way

Jesus and hairspray

The higher the hair

Closer to heaven

I know the trials are gonna come

Just let 'em

Takes a little bit of Jesus

It takes a whole lotta hairspray

To keep the pieces of this crazy life

Perfectly in place

You might think you're a tough girl

But tough ain't enough, girl

You need two things holdin' down the fort

When the storm blows your way

Jesus and hairspray

Jesus and hairspray