The Wedding

Hers on one side, his on the other

One Saturday in June

The organ drones and her cousin's singin'

Just a little bit out of tune

Her ex is here and his is too

Something old and borrowed but it's nothing new

It sure came up all of the sudden

Bobby and Judy's weddin'

Dean and Ginny, they still ain't speakin'

She's gonna make him do without

There's no denyin' that Carla's cryin'

But what's she cryin' all about?

It's all one great big act of contrition

Hugs and kisses with fresh ammunition

So we all retreat with the preacher's blessin'

Bobby and Judy's weddin'

So ring them bells, toss that rice

Have yourselves a real nice life

Say those words, recite those vows

Now, don't we all feel better now?

Cold beer fountain, cheddar cheese mountain

Pigs-in-a-blanket on the bar

Tim and Eddie got the band back together

But they still can't play their guitars

In-laws, outlaws all pull together

To hot-wire, jump-start two hearts forever

Will they make it? Nobody's guessin'

Bobby and Judy's weddin'

Dance your dance, eat your cake

Toss your sister, your bouquet

Say goodbye, drive away

Tomorrow is another day

All the boys got lost in the whiskey

Daddy fell asleep in his tux

Dean and Ginny, actin' kinda frisky

Thinkin' about makin' up

Mamma and the womenfolk back in the kitchen

They're all laughin' and Carla's still bitchin'

As for me I'm glad I saw it all

Even the parts that I can't recall

It sure was great to be with all of ya'll

Bobby and Judy's wedding

It sure was great to be with all of ya'll

Bobby and Judy's wedding

Bobby and Judy's wedding

Bobby and Judy's wedding