Songs About Your Girlfriend

You do not like us 'cuz

Your girlfriend likely does

And all your friends agree

On her soft spot for me

I'll have my high hands over her soft spot soon you will see

And if you want a list

Of all the favorite bits

The next time I am free

Quite comprehensively

I will scroll them all down for you as an apology

Tell her the time we shared

The broke have been repaired

Cinders of our old jokes

Have once again been stoked

But with a different girl, funnier now they've been rehearsed

Oh I hung on your every word

'Til we were interrupted by the birds

SInging "oh your mask is killing me"

"Oh your mask is killing me"

The songs I've written about your girlfriend

Are just songs in spite as she came to earnin'

Because I never made her smile like that

And she never made me smile right back

Although I always made her purr like a cat

She said I never made her smile like that

She stuck the home club's crest

On me with cigarettes

A swift to match the bird

Upon her football shirt

She would lift the hem, she would wear that thing like a skirt

The last time I was there she let me wear her clothes

She painted my lips red so that we both ensured

I'd kiss her every inch

My God the girl looked like she'd burn

Oh and I hung on your every word

'Til we were interrupted by the birds

Singing "oh your mask is killing me"

"oh your mask is killing me"

The songs I've written about your girlfriend

Are just songs in spite as she came to earnin'

All these songs I've written about your girlfriend

Are just killing time while my heart is on the mend

Oh and I never made her smile like that

And she never made me smile right back

Although I always made her purr like a cat

She said I never made her smile like that