The Biggest, Loudest, Hairiest Group of All

What's the date today

Is it gonna rain

Can I leave here now before the show

Who's that other band

Just another one night stand

They can't sing and play as well as us

Just a week ago we were in Texas

Tomorrow night we play the Albert Hall

I'm sorry there's no time to talk to you right now

We're the biggest, the loudest, hairiest group of all

We cut a record once

it sold a lot in France

Now we're getting tired of the game

In and out of towns

satisfying crowds

Pillheads and the rest who come to hear

But things were fine when we made the money roll

Living off the fat of every land

Slept with girls who couldn't read or write too well

We're the biggest, the loudest, hairiest group of all

Then the bubble broke

we thought it was a joke

We could make a come back any day

We knew that we were right

the band was out of sight

The music's getting better all the time

But the crowds got smaller every place we played

And the clubs got dirtier as well

When the music stopped it was quite plain to see

The biggest, loudest, hairiest group of all

Yeah, the biggest, the loudest, hairiest group of all

Yes, the biggest, the loudest, the hairiest group of all