Dilated to Meet You

We're wondering when you will arrive

We're wondering what you'll be

We're wondering if you'll be a her

Or if you'll be a he

Maybe you'll arrive today

Perhaps tomorrow night

We're hoping you won't hurt too much

And that you'll be all right

Life has a few unpleasantries

We may as well confess

We suppose you'll cry a lot

And that you'll be a mess

There is one thing you should know well

Of this there is no doubt

You cannot get inside again

Once you have come out

Even though there's trouble

Even though there's fuss

We really think you'll like it here

We hope that you like us