Glad To See You’ve Got Religion

I'm glad to see you've got religion

I'm glad to see you've gone to god

I'm glad to see you've straightened all your lines

And you've evened out your odds

I'm glad to hear you say you're happy

I'm glad to hear you say it's good

I'm glad to hear you say you're finally undoing

All the things they know we should

Me I'm still in trouble

sorry sick and sad

Me I'm still in trouble

But that's alright cuz I'm

Glad to see you've gotten careful

About the things you eat and drink

I'm glad to see you gotten choosy

About the things you do and think

I'm glad to see you're getting so adept

At all your mystic magic tricks

I'm glad to see you're standing on your head

and you're chopping with your sticks

I'm glad to know your psychic power

is being put to proper use

I'm glad to know you don't discharge a drop

Of your procreative juice

Me I'm still in trouble

Sorry sick and sad

Me i'm still in trouble

But that's alright cuz I'm

Glad to know you don't get raunchy

I'm glad to know things are at hand

I'm glad to know you have decided

This will be your last life's stand