Nice Jewish Girls

Listen here buddy I'm no fool

a product of episcipalian school

At 17 my heart was torn

by a debutaunting lass

a debutaunting lass.

My stock is pure my blood is blue

I'm a country gentile through and through

At the age of 12 I was reborn

at the confirmation class

the confirmation class.

Pearlstein Bernstein

Levit and Fink

Ain't Nordic names I know

but the problem is

those girls gee wizz

make my juices flow.