Rufus is a Tit Man

Rufus is a tit man

Suckin' on his mamma's gland

Suckin' on the nipple

It's a sweeter than the ripple wine.

Yes its sweeter than the wine.

You can tell by the way the boy burps

that it's gotta taste fine.

Marco Polo craved the spice and silk

And Rufus craves the mamma's milk

No moo-cow no billy-goat

Is gonna get the baby's vote.

Come on mamma,

Come on and open up your shirt

Yeah you've got the goods mamma

Give the little boy a squirt.

For my lungs and my liver

I do definitely fear.

I like to suck on cigarettes

And drink the wine and beer.

The doctor says I'm oral

Blblblbllla-a-a-a-a-.

And I believe it's true.

Ah son you look so satisfied

I envy you.

So put Rufus on the left one

And put me right on the right

And like Romulus and Remus

We'll suck all night.

Come on mamma

Come on and lactate awhile.

Yeah look down on us mamma

And flash us a Madonna smile.