You Never Phone

You never phone, you never write

Hell, I stopped hoping that you might

You're trying to hurt my feelings, right?

You never phone, you never write

You never write, you never phone

I'm sorry to bitch and moan

I'm sorry to pick this bone

You never write, you never phone

Sometimes I wonder, ow, wow, ow, wow, ow, wow

What you must think of me

My address and phone number must be

Misty in your memory

This year my birthday came and went

No call was made, no card was sent

But I got the snub, you must of meant

This year my birthday came and went

This year my birthday went and came

Last year what happened was the same

And your excuses sure are lame

This year my birthday went and came

Chicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

Chicka, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa

Chickiti, chick, chick, chicka, chicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

Chicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

Sometimes I wonder, ow, wow, ow, wow, ow, wow

What you must think of me

Then I remember it's you that you think of exclusively

But I'm not gonna bow and scrape

And every

(Don't know what Martha is saying)

And I'm a little bit bent outta shape

But I'm not gonna bow and scrape

I won't scrape or bow, can you?

(Don't know what Ioudon is saying)

Ahh, just sing this song is fine for now

But I won't scrape

Chicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow