Barflies At The Beach

All right all you Swing Cats,

Lets try somethin' new

Drag your elbows off the Bar

and your can from the old bar stool

There's a place called the Ocean

Probably heard about it in school

They an't got no Martinez there

but man, its really cool

Guess what Barflie buddies

They got's women down there too

But that old rum struck Romeo

that dummy at got a clue

And just for viewin' pleasure

Head down by the pier

Think of all the dough you'll save

On whisky, Jin, and beer

Punk

Now the moral of this story

Is when life n' Jazz n' bar's

So club your ass down in the sand

and then look up at the stars

And if your feelin' homesick

Bring a show girl or two

toss them out a Volleyball

and Man, hey, enjoy the view

What’s that, that’s a shell

That’s what your little sister is gonna come out of

When I date her

Ya see what I'm sayin punk

Oh those things swimming out there

Yea that’s dolphins

Ya know, Flipper

That’s what they make them Tuna Sandwich’s out of

Makes them taste good

Sell them at the deli

You know what I'm talkin about