My Friend

Hey there lady better hit the road baby

Cuz you’ll never be my friend

You’re joking ‘bout the rest but at whose expense

You’ll never be my friend

She’ll never be my friend (She’ll never be my friend )

She’ll never be my friend (She’ll never be my friend )

She’ll never be the one that I call when it all goes wrong

She’ll never be my friend

Hey sexy plexi

With your frat-boy anorexi girl

You’ll never be my friend

You walk too tall

And you think too small

So you’ll never be my friend

He’ll never be my friend (he’ll never be my friend)

He’ll never be my friend (he’ll never be my friend)

He’s never gonna solve all my problems, be my Tony Robbins

Never be me friend

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey there lady better hit the road baby

Cuz you’ll never be my friend

You’ll never be my friend (you’ll never be my friend )

You’ll never be my friend (you’ll never be my friend )

You’ll never be my wise man guru not my Desmond Tutu

Never be my friend

He’ll never be my friend (He’ll never be my friend)

She’ll never be my friend (She’ll never be my friend )

You’ll never be the one that I call when it all goes wrong

You’ll never be my friend. End.