Good Will Hunting By Myself

Why should I watch Matt Damon cry without her at my side?

I pined as days went by, but now it's fine

'Cause in the end, we're such close friends, sugar-n-spice, and since then

There's more time for me, I've started a diary and washed my car again

And I can watch Good Will Hunting by myself (it's cool, it's fine)

I can shop for clothes without her help (it's cool, it's fine)

I can hang out with my friends, do the good times ever end?

Yeah I can watch Good Will Hunting by myself

It's okay that you haven't called me in a week or two

I'm sure it's hard for you, it's been hard for me too

But as long as wood still floats, I can sow my wild oats and paint the town red

The party's far from dead, I'm happy in my empty bed

And I can watch Good Will Hunting by myself (it's cool, it's fine)

I can shop for clothes without her help (it's cool, it's fine)

I can hang out with my friends, do the good times ever end?

Yeah I can watch Good Will Hunting by myself

Girl, I remember when we was sittin' on your couch

Watchin' Good Will Hunting, holdin' hands and drinkin' milkshakes

But milkshakes melt, people change, and you dumped me on my birthday

Right after I bought you that really expensive thing from the Body Shop

Called Jojoba Loofah Milktowel or something like that

That I sold 147 Cutco knives to afford, but whatever, hey, it's cool

I've moved on you know, I'm happy now - well, happy in a crying sorta way

You know, curled up naked in the shower biting your knees wishing you were dead kinda happy

But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be

And you know what? Thank God

'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny blah I've ever met

Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hot other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money?!

Buy your own gas you bug-eyed mooch - it's your car and it costs more than my house

Oh and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends

Hey good, that really makes you an empowered individual - no wait, did I say empowered individual? I

meant two-cent gutter slut

Listen you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem

I am proud to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week

Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a M.I.L.F.

And I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back, oh and you know what else?

You can watch Good Will Hunting by yourself (you bitch, please die)

You can waste your life without my help (you bitch, please die)

You can hang out with your friends, that is if you had any friends

You can watch Good Will Hunting by yourself 'til your eyes fall out

You can watch Good Will Hunting by yourself - I hope your eyes fall out

Why don't you go watch it by yourself?

Go to hell!