Saturday Night Thunderbolt

Another stupid Saturday, the conversation starts to slur

And some sasquatch wookie-boner spilled his Mad Dog down my shirt

There's a party-thumpin', booty-humpin' music-wagon in my head

My friends passed out or disappeared all leaving me Banana Red

When what to my wondering eyes should appear?

I feel like Elliot when E.T. drank the beer

Knock me down, her hair is brown, her eyes are big and blue

A thunderbolt that turned this Mad Dog to a puppy at a petting zoo

I'm in love with the girl in the other room

Ten feet away, but I hit the moon

With glitter in the air, it's so easy to see

That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me.

The world's on pause, all Newton's laws suspended on account of her

She's like legato glowing purple while staccato's beating in my shirt

What should I do, what should I say, okay I can't say that, but oh my God

I've been struck down from outer space and thuderbolted to the spot

When what to my wondering eyes should appear?

Is she really coming toward me for a beer?

Knock me down, her hair is brown, her eyes are big and blue

A thunderbolt that turned this Mad Dog to a puppy at a petting zoo

I'm in love with the girl in the other room

Ten feet away, but I hit the moon

With glitter in the air, it's so easy to see

That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me.

There goes the girl in the other room

Ten feet away, but I hit the moon

With glitter in the air, it's so easy to see

That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me.