Ihop

Is there a doctor in the house?

In the house of pancakes?

You got a banana split

Personality

Lately it's been happy house

All day long

Sip it slowly and leave the olive

She is very fond of you

You stand accused

Of smoking English cigarettes

That's a provocation

If ever one was

Brother number 1

Brother number 2

Why are you fighting?

What are you gonna do?

And at the weekly meeting

Of anonymous cads

You shuffle your feet

And whistle out aloud

Listen to what they're saying

What a load of crap

You ain't no Cary Grant

But then again, who is?