Babysitters On Acid

‘Mommy, don't leave me alone with the babysitter, mommy!’

‘Hello, dear, there's some popcorn in here

There's soda and ice cream, but don't touch the beer’

‘Okay, sure, I'll be alright

Don't worry, I won't have a party tonight’

‘Good, hon, now that's just fine

We'll be back at a quarter to nine’

‘Yes, ma’am and I'll see ya later

Don't worry, I'll be on my best behavior’

Are they gone yet?

Have they driven away?

Am I free yet?

Is it time to play?

‘Take the tab, stick it on my tongue

This crummy job will be some fun

Lord, I hope they never come back

Ok, kid, jump on the oven rack

You wanna know how the baby is?

Don't worry, she's almost done’

‘Hello, what do you mean: She's almost done?’

‘Don't worry, she's almost done!’

Walls are melting,

What's that funny smell?

This lucky girl

Is going to hell

Babysitters on acid x4

Every town in the USA

‘Oh my gracious!

Oh my soul! Where's my baby?

Oh no!’

‘Well, I dunno, I'm trippin’

Check the kitchen, you'll find her maybe’

‘What do you mean, bitch?

What are you saying?’

‘I'm not leavin’ without getting’ paid

Why don't you go take a look?’

‘Oh my God, my baby's cooked!’

Oh!

Walls are melting,

What's that funny smell?

This lucky girl

Is going to hell

Babysitters on acid x4

Every town in the USA