Brickface + Stucco

Brickface and Stucco met on the corner

Of 48th st. and 3rd Boulevard

Brickface in a white t-shirt

Stucco wore a skin tight skirt

They'd go to the Village on saturdays

Go to Broadway and see cheap plays

Brickface decided he was a she and

Stucco decided to go out to sea

In fishnet stocking and old saltines

They parted happily, said they'd meet

Again in 2003, 2003, 2003 !

Get out of the old neighborhood!

Get out while your still looking good!

Wake up, brake up & go

Wake up, brake up & go

Brickface and Stucco

Brickface grew his short hair long

Bought some wigs and tried them all on

Cheap perfume and old lame'

Gonna wax his legs today

Stucco sailed the seven seas

Grew a beard and drank some teas

Used cheap women, drank lots of gin

Thought of Brickface now and again

Now and again! Now and again!

Wake up, make up & go!

Wake up, make up & go!

They had a child together

Sail the oceasn, what could be better

Babe was born on November 10

They named her Formica Linoleum,

Linoleum...