Fingerful

I see you down there

With your balding hair

And I wanna touch the spot

I dont care what used to be there

I just wanna touch the spot

I got some plastic drawers

And here there are no laws

A tickle with a feather

In hot shorts made of pleather

I got a fetish for it

And I just cant describe it

It gives me such a rush, makes me wanna blush

I pick it, I pluck it and then oooh....

A tickle with a feather

In hot shorts made of pleather

Heels and slippers make me quiver

Shake, shake, shake

Cakes and muffins and cookies too

And pies in the face

Toys & boys & rings & things

Shake & bake and everthing

Cum & shit & furniture

And public bathrooms thats for sure

Smelly socks and underwear

Eye snots and pubic hair

Crooked teeth and sexy arms

Elvis, dice & lucky charms

I see your hiney, its big and shiny

You better hide it before I bite it!

To make you understand,

Well you just gotta try it