I'll Be the One

I´ll stare in the sun too long

And burn my eyes out

I´ll hold my hand on the store

And melt my flesh off

Dare me to jump and I´ll be the first

Can´t push me too far cuz I´m always the worst!

I´ll be the one who´s actually dumb

I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done

I´ll be the first one to take the dare

Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared!

I´ll shave my nose off

I´ll chop my baby toe off

I´ll tattoo my eyes from the inside

So I can see it!

I´ll pierce my colon

So my shit comes out like Play Dough

I´ll knock my tooth out

I´ll slice my ear lobe!

I´ll be the one who´s actually dumb

I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done

I´ll be the first one to take the dare

Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared!

You can´t stop me

You can´t shock me

I´m too crazy!

Cuz I´ll chop off my leg

I´ll tattoo my head

And don´t think I won´t fucking do it!

I´ll Be the one who´s actually dumb

I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done

I´ll be the first one to take the dare

Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared!