Jan Brady

I am Jan Brady,

and you must believe that

or forever perish in your doubt

I am the soul embodiment of Jan,

and I exist to serve the Brady alter

for I have become one with another soul,

and I have no need for others!

Jan Brady has returned

took over my soul and body

then the hairstyle flew up all by itself

never to be changed

I am Jan, Jan I am

I like to eat green eggs and ham

So now you must believe and worship me

or else a lost soul you will be

I pick up my lunch from Alice our house keeper

I go to school with my Brady brothers

we live in the same house

but we come from different mothers!

Jan Brady has returned

took over my soul and body

then the hairstyle flew up all by itself

never to be changed

I am Jan, Jan I am

I like to eat green eggs and ham

I know I cracked the family picture with my bike

I wasn't wearing my glasses

but I fixed everything with a bat of my eye lashes

with my wig, I'll be a smash

polyester plaid bell bottoms,

I ain't no trash!

Jan Brady has returned

took over my soul and body

then the hairstyle flew up all by itself

never to be changed

I am Jan, Jan I am

I like to eat green eggs and ham