Less Teeth, More Tits

Miss Demeanor, a Miss Take,

A Miss Hap, oh, I implore you

It's not a mystery, I don't wanna know you

But Miss America, I can't ignore you

Can wipe out all our progress

With your little cotton ball

Slice and dice your face to perfection

Slip up a word and down you fall

Teeth are capped, liposucked,

Hair is set and nose is contoured,

Tummy's tucked and boobs are lifted

Uncrossed your legs, your pantyhose shifted

Am I smilin’ enough? Am I smilin’ too much?

Am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch?

Hi, how are you? How high are you?

Less teeth and more tits, it's never enough

You'll never be good enough

You got less teeth and more tits

What a bunch of hipocrits tryin’ to change the world

Bonded tooth smiles travel so many miles

How you gonna change the world?

I wanna see something else x2

You put the extra in ordinary

You are the minus to the plus size

You put the blues into my brown eye

You put the "turd" into Saturday

You can wipe out all our progress

With your little cotton ball

Slice and dice your ass to perfection

Slip up a word and down you fall

Am I smilin’ enough? Am I smilin’ too much?

Am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch?

Hi, how are you? How high are you?

Less teeth and more tits, it's never enough

You'll never be good enough

You got less teeth and more tits

What a bunch of hipocrits tryin’ to change the world

Bonded tooth smiles travel so many miles

What you gonna do now?

Something different and meaningful

Makes that smile not seem so evil

When that crown falls off your head,

Will you still feel better off dead?

I wanna see something else

Why won’t you show me something else?

I wanna see something else

Why won’t you show me something else?