Mom

Won't leave the house till its all in place

You know a mess is a human disgrace

Clean up the dishes take out the trash

Cats are fed and potatoes are mashed

One day the juice was left out

She was in a rush

Won't leave the juice out on the table

She'd rather not go

Leave the juice out for five minutes

Leave it out for ten or twelve

Your life is tick tick tocking by

Leave the juice out before its too late

Won't leave the juice out

Can't hook-up the water spout

Can't record on the VCR,

But she works

She works so hard, mom oh mom

Just leave it on the table

Go outside and smell the air,

Its not clean its worse then the table

But you breathe it everywhere

Studies oh she studies

She studies so hard

Reads those books, writes those papers

Heats up coffee that's been sitting there

If it tastes a little old she doesn't care

But beware

You don't like our tattoos

But you kinda like my pink hair

I don't like your pantyhose

I like a different kind of underwear

Won't leave the juice out

Can't hook-up the water spout

Can't record on the VCR,

But she works

She works so hard, mom oh mom

Just leave it on the table

Go outside and smell the air,

Its not clean its worse then the table

But you breathe it everywhere

I left the house before it was too late

Now I'm living like a human, just great!

Bye mom, I'll see ya later