College

See, women change every day

So that means that you have to learn her every day

You know? It's like going back to college, man

Let me show you what I've learned about my wife

She's got the cutest little laugh

Bottom lip twitches when she's mad

Favorite position from the back

Loves that musician, Robin Thicke

She gets her temper from her dad

Likes to say we just couldn't have

I know her like the back of my hand

So whatever she wants she can have

I treat her like college

I'm trying to get knowledge

Learning your girl is a science

Treat her like college

Go to class every day

So if you pay attention you can learn her ways

Like college, study in abroad

Learning all of her, man, ain't hard

Treat her like college

And you can gone on back

You won't need a grant for that

She likes long walks through the park

A little afraid of the dark

Her ex-boyfriend broke her heart

Her self esteem is ripped apart

She likes to gaze up at the stars

Believe there's aliens on Mars

Her favorite color is pink and orange

Her favorite food is fish and corn

I treat her like college

I'm trying to get knowledge

Learning your girl is a science

Treat her like college

Go to class every day

So if you pay attention you can learn her ways

Like college, study in abroad

Learning all of her, man, ain't hard

Treat her like college

And you can gone on back

You won't need a grant for that

I would take all the water out the sea to wash your hair

I would take all the birds out of the trees to sing you to sleep

'Cause I care

I would burn all the money in the world to keep you warm

And I would bring Michael Jackson back to life to moonwalk to your favorite song, baby

This is what I'd do, the impossible, do the impossible

This is what I'd do, the impossible, the illogical, we're unstoppable

I treat her like college

I'm trying to get knowledge

Learning your girl is a science

Treat her like college

Go to class every day

So if you pay attention you can learn her ways

Like college, study in abroad

Learning all of her, man, ain't hard

Treat her like college

And you can gone on back

You won't need a grant for that