Statistics

Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.

If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101

and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.

Books out. Let's go!

25% of all men are unstable

25% of all men can't be faithful

30% of them don't mean what they say

and 10% of the remaining 20 is gay

That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your mate

That means you better pay attention to these words that I say

I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%

and show you what to do to keep the other 10.

RULE #1

Don't be a booty call

If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl

RULE #2

If he's in a relationship

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

RULE #3

Tell him that you're celibate

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it

RULE #4

Be the person you wanna find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime

STATISTICS!

15% of all men got a complex

15% of all men don't practice safe sex

20% of them come from homes without a father

and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward

Something to think about when you're taking a shower

Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water

I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%

and show you what to do to keep the other 10

Be patient! He's waiting!

You don't gotta settle for that

Leave what is past alone!

Get you a backbone!

Stop being (sorry for) yourself!

Have you no checklist?

It's gonna take patience

Time is still wastin'

Don't be a booty call

If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl

If he's in a relationship

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

Tell him that you're celibate

and if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it.

Be the person you wanna find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.